MB upper school calculus students taught by Jeff Cruzan were inspired by Meghan Trainor’s mega hit *All About That Bass* and created their own version with new lyrics. See below:

**All About That Math**

Because you know

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no ENGLISH

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no HISTREE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no LANGUAGE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no Shakespeare

But I can graph it, graph it

Like I’m supposed to do

‘Cause I got that square root that all the boys chase

And all the right angles in all the right places

I see the calculator workin’ that calculus

We know that “i” ain’t real

C’mon now, make it stop

If you got exponents, just raise ’em up

‘Cause every graph you make is perfect

From the x down to the y

Yeah, my teacher he told me don’t worry about your grade

He says, “Character matters more than your GPA”

You know I won’t be 4.0 silicone Barbie doll

So if fractions still scare you then go ahead and move along

Because you know

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no ENGLISH

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no HISTREE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no LANGUAGE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math

Hey!

I’m bringing functions back

Go ahead and tell them english majors that

No, I’m just playing. I know you think you’re smart

But I’m here to tell ya

Every inch of math is useful from the bottom to the top

Yeah my mama she told me don’t worry about your homework

She says, “You can live at my house for the rest of your life.”

You know I won’t be no math-fearing silicone Harvard doll

So if that’s where you’re going then go ahead and move along

Because you know

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no ENGLISH

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no HISTREE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no LANGUAGE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math

Because you know

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no ENGLISH

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no HISTREE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no LANGUAGE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math

Because you know

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no ENGLISH

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no HISTREE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math, no LANGUAGE

I’m all about that math

‘Bout that math

‘Bout that math, ’bout that math

Hey, hey, ooh

You know you like this math